söndag 8 februari 2009

Tellier på googlespeak

Google Translate är en rolig liten historia med dubbla användningsområden. Verktyget ger en ungefärlig översättning mellan en rad olika språk, vilket torde vara huvudpoängen. Men eftersom alla indianer inte sitter i kanoten får man sig också ett gott skratt av dess förslag. Goda skratt bjöd även Sébastien Tellier på i går under KB-spelningen. Och eftersom han skrivit låten Fantino till Sofia Coppolas film Lost in Translation så tänkte jag att det kunde vara kul att publicera min recension även här, fast översatt till Googlespeak. Enjoy!

"Le frankofili, as we call it"
One hour after the Emilia and Alcazar moved on to the Globe, so was last year's most relaxed Eurovision participant on KB's scene in Malmö. Sébastien Tellier arrived but CART and badboll but with the characteristic sunglasses, a hand that went through the wispy hair and a royal vinkning.
Find "Divine" was cleared of early and semi-tough in Riviera glass-bottling.
But it would be too easy and unfair to place Tellier in schlager swamp. 34-year-old, as compared to Serge Gainsbourg, playing in the finest of French leagues. The containing Daft Punk, Air (who discovered him) and Phoenix, which makes us frankofiler to enjoy.
That he places he and the three talented musicians compliment by a wide margin. In the songs, he is a serious musician in fingerspetsarna. Together they delivered sylvass dance atmosphere of "Fingers of Steel" and the audience the magic of the work "La Ritournelle" from debut album "L'incroyable Veritas".
Between the songs, however, is Sébastien Tellier a beard freak taking glutenous sip white wine and hatches from the frogs on a conveyor belt. But with the casual French mining will he get away with everything.
"Le frankofili, as we call it," he says with a armviftning.
The regular set ended with "L'amour et violence, love and violence. Tellier bathed in red light from the headlamps and the calm intro week was placed on the SAD French. Komplett musicians showed up one by one from the shade and strengthened his game with creeping synthesizers and drums to an electronic epic in rococo style.
When the song tonades down Tellier rolled up on the belly of the piano with your feet together and dodged vinglaset at fotändan. Another strange still lifes from this POSEUR, before he DEEP fell to the floor and was lying.
Five minutes later he re-bouncing of the piano, began an obscene play with the microphone and took finally posen who wrote the 70s porn king with one leg up on a final stage. Is a disgusted or fascinated by Sébastien Tellier? Both. Quatre poin!

2 kommentarer:

Anonym sa...

Gaahhh...jobbigt att läsa hela, men "badboll" var mycket roligt.

punk in writing sa...

Det bloggas för lite här. Tyckar jag.

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